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On this episode of Forward Ever: Leading in Challenging Times, host Gary Shorman speaks with U.S. Senator Roger Marshall.

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🎤Forward Ever: U.S. Sen. Roger Marshall

We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book, "Me and My Dog.

Listen to 99.5 FM, KHAZ, during A KZ Country Morning with Theresa Trapp Monday, May 20 - Friday, May 24, 2024 for chances to win a copy. No age restrictions.



Be prepared to fall in love with your dog all over again as you read these heartwarming stories of pet parenthood, and the unconditional love, companionship and amusement our dogs provide.How do dogs do it? They brighten our days, act as our therapists, and become our best friends—without saying one word. They’re frequently hilarious, often heroic, and surprisingly human. And we learn so much from them, too.You’ll find yourself laughing a lot, tearing up at times, and nodding your head in recognition as you read these tales, chosen from Chicken Soup for the Soul’s library, about the magical experience of sharing life with a dog. From comical to courageous, mischievous to miraculous, and everything in between, you’ll enjoy a wide variety of entertaining stories in these ten chapters:• Meant to Be• Miracles Happen• My Very Good, Very Bad Dog• Who Rescued Whom?• What I Learned from the Dog• Best Friends• Natural Therapists• Feline Friends• A Dog’s Purpose• Over the Rainbow And your purchase of this book will help support the important work of American Humane, creating a better life for dogs everywhere.Chicken Soup for the Soul books are 100% made in the USA and each book includes stories from as diverse a group of writers as possible. Chicken Soup for the Soul solicits and publishes stories from the LGBTQ community and from people of all ethnicities, nationalities, and religions.



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We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book, "Me and My Dog.Listen to 99.5 FM, KHAZ, during A KZ Country Morning with Theresa Trapp Monday, May 20 - Friday, May 24, 2024 for chances to win a copy. No age restrictions.

Be prepared to fall in love with your dog all over again as you read these heartwarming stories of pet parenthood, and the unconditional love, companionship and amusement our dogs provide.How do dogs do it? They brighten our days, act as our therapists, and become our best friends—without saying one word. They’re frequently hilarious, often heroic, and surprisingly human. And we learn so much from them, too.You’ll find yourself laughing a lot, tearing up at times, and nodding your head in recognition as you read these tales, chosen from Chicken Soup for the Soul’s library, about the magical experience of sharing life with a dog. From comical to courageous, mischievous to miraculous, and everything in between, you’ll enjoy a wide variety of entertaining stories in these ten chapters:• Meant to Be• Miracles Happen• My Very Good, Very Bad Dog• Who Rescued Whom?• What I Learned from the Dog• Best Friends• Natural Therapists• Feline Friends• A Dog’s Purpose• Over the Rainbow And your purchase of this book will help support the important work of American Humane, creating a better life for dogs everywhere.Chicken Soup for the Soul books are 100% made in the USA and each book includes stories from as diverse a group of writers as possible. Chicken Soup for the Soul solicits and publishes stories from the LGBTQ community and from people of all ethnicities, nationalities, and religions.


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We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book, "Young at Heart." 

Listen to 99.5 FM, KHAZ, during A KZ Country Morning with Theresa Trapp Monday, May 13 - Friday, May 17, 2024 for chances to win a copy. No age restrictions.



Put the top down, turn up the radio, and embark on an enchanting journey through these 101 heartwarming tales that celebrate the timeless spirit that keeps us all eternally youthful. In this delightful book, we celebrate the joy of staying young at heart, regardless of how many birthdays have passed us by.The second half... the golden years...more time for yourself! Whether you’re a new empty nester or proudly celebrating one of those “big” birthdays, there’s plenty of good stuff ahead.These 101 stories from dynamic, active people who are still young at heart prove the adage that age is just a number. Whether they’re relaxing at home or hitting the road, married or single, working or retired, these folks do it all.

Congrats Jackie, Lori, Judy, Terry &amp; Lexie!

We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book, "Young at Heart." Listen to 99.5 FM, KHAZ, during A KZ Country Morning with Theresa Trapp Monday, May 13 - Friday, May 17, 2024 for chances to win a copy. No age restrictions.

Put the top down, turn up the radio, and embark on an enchanting journey through these 101 heartwarming tales that celebrate the timeless spirit that keeps us all eternally youthful. In this delightful book, we celebrate the joy of staying young at heart, regardless of how many birthdays have passed us by.The second half... the golden years...more time for yourself! Whether you’re a new empty nester or proudly celebrating one of those “big” birthdays, there’s plenty of good stuff ahead.These 101 stories from dynamic, active people who are still young at heart prove the adage that age is just a number. Whether they’re relaxing at home or hitting the road, married or single, working or retired, these folks do it all.<ul>
 <li>Finding romance and love again at 50, 60, 70, 80 and beyond</li><li>Embracing your age and the privileges that come with it</li><li>Getting in shape with new sports and fitness routines</li><li>Enjoying family, including those grandchildren</li><li>Trying new things and broadening your world</li><li>Starting new careers and businesses while pursuing new passions</li><li>Traveling the world and moving to new places</li><li>Downsizing and enjoying the freedom of less</li><li>And plenty of comic relief!</li>
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Mitch was losing his shirt at the racetrack when he noticed a priest bless the forehead of a long shot lining up for the fourth race. Lo and behold, the horse won. Just before the fifth race, the priest did the same to another horse. So, Mitch placed a small bet on it and won. That day, Mitch raked in serious money following the priest’s lead. Before the last race, he saw the priest bless the forehead–as well as the eyes, ears and hooves–of one of the horses. Mitch bet every cent he had, then watched the horse come in last. Dumbfounded, he hollered at the priest, “What happened? All day long, you blessed horses and they won. The last race, you blessed a horse and he lost!” “The problem,” said the priest. “is you can’t tell the difference between a simple blessing and the last rites.”

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Mitch was losing his shirt at the racetrack when he noticed a priest bless the forehead of a long shot lining up for the fourth race. Lo and behold, the horse won. Just before the fifth race, the priest did the same to another horse. So, Mitch placed a small bet on it and won. That day, Mitch raked in serious money following the priest’s lead. Before the last race, he saw the priest bless the forehead–as well as the eyes, ears and hooves–of one of the horses. Mitch bet every cent he had, then watched the horse come in last. Dumbfounded, he hollered at the priest, “What happened? All day long, you blessed horses and they won. The last race, you blessed a horse and he lost!” “The problem,” said the priest. “is you can’t tell the difference between a simple blessing and the last rites.”Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:<a href="http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry">http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry</a>

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 05/17/24

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What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.

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What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 05/16/24

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Special thanks to <a href="https://www.visithays.com/183/Events">The Hays Convention and Visitors Bureau</a> and<a href="https://www.fhsu.edu/"> Fort Hays State University</a> for their contributions to the community calendar.

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Community Calendar

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Enter the Teachers Appreciation Sweepstakes!

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:<a href="http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry">http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry</a>

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 05/15/24

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On this episode of the&nbsp;<a href="https://hayspost.com/category/post-podcast" target="_blank">Post Podcast</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://www.ipifinancialservices.com/" target="_blank">IPI Financial Services</a> account executive Brian Weimer discusses life insurance with <a href="https://hayspost.com/" target="_blank">Hays Post</a> reporter Becky Kiser.&nbsp;&nbsp;

<div><iframe title="Life Insurance: Understanding needs and options with IPI Financial Services" allowtransparency="true" height="600" width="100%" style="border: none; min-width: min(100%, 430px);height:600px;" scrolling="no" data-name="pb-iframe-player" src="https://www.podbean.com/player-v2/?i=yh8ic-1609869-pb&from=pb6admin&square=1&share=1&download=1&rtl=0&fonts=Arial&skin=3267a3&font-color=auto&logo_link=podcast_page&btn-skin=60a0c8&size=600" loading="lazy" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></div>On this episode of the&nbsp;<a href="https://hayspost.com/category/post-podcast" target="_blank">Post Podcast</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://www.ipifinancialservices.com/" target="_blank">IPI Financial Services</a> account executive Brian Weimer discusses life insurance with <a href="https://hayspost.com/" target="_blank">Hays Post</a> reporter Becky Kiser.&nbsp;&nbsp;

🎙 Post Podcast: IPI Financial Services shares life Insurance advice for 2024

Which dance will a chicken not do? The foxtrot.

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 05/14/24

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There are these two country farmers milking their cows. While the one farmer is milking, a fly zooms into the cows ear. The cow starts jumping around, shaking its head and mooing. He tries to steady the cow and suddenly it settles down. He looks down and sees the fly swimming in the milk pail. He turns to his friend and asks “Golly, how’d that fly get down there so fast?” His friend replies… “IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE UDDER!”

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There are these two country farmers milking their cows. While the one farmer is milking, a fly zooms into the cows ear. The cow starts jumping around, shaking its head and mooing. He tries to steady the cow and suddenly it settles down. He looks down and sees the fly swimming in the milk pail. He turns to his friend and asks “Golly, how’d that fly get down there so fast?” His friend replies… “IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE UDDER!”Join fans of KZ Country on Facebook:&nbsp;<a href="http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry" target="_blank">http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry</a>

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 05/13/24

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THE SUCCESSES OF TOMORROW BEGIN TODAY, CATHOLIC EDUCATION IS A LIFETIME ADVANTAGE.

CATHOLIC SCHOOLS….SCHOOLS YOU CAN BELIEVE IN!!!

Submitted<h2>HOLY FAMILY ELEMENTARY NEWS</h2>THE SUCCESSES OF TOMORROW BEGIN TODAY, CATHOLIC EDUCATION IS A LIFETIME ADVANTAGE.CATHOLIC SCHOOLS….SCHOOLS YOU CAN BELIEVE IN!!!Monday<ol>
 <li>Memorial of Our Lady of Fatima. </li><li>5th Gr. Free Dress &amp; Movie Day (Feed the pig prize).</li><li>Our last Fire Drill will be around 8:!5 a.m. – teachers, place take attendance and lunch count at this time! </li><li>PK3 will have Fun Day at Massey Park from 8:30 – 10:00 a.m. </li><li>3rd Grade will have Fun at Massey Park from 1:30 – 2:45 p.m. </li>
 </ol>Tuesday<ol>
 <li>Feast of St. Matthias, Apostle. </li><li>Mother’s Mass – we’re happy we were able to invite all of our mothers to mass and we’re so thankful for all of the love and care they give us every day! </li><li>It was also Altar Server Recognition – we thank our 4th and 5th grade students who serve at school masses and in their parishes! This is an important &amp; special ministry! 3rd graders, be thinking if this may be something you’d like to learn how to do next year! </li><li>4th Grade will have Fun at Massey Park from 12:30 – 2:30 p.m. </li><li>TMP Parade of Graduates at 2:00 p.m. we’ll line the hallways outside of your rooms. </li>
 </ol>Wednesday<ol>
 <li>Memorial of St. Isidore. </li><li>It’s Spirit Day and it’s FIELD DAY! Students will rotate through the stations from 8:30 – 11:00 a.m. Please check the schedule from Mrs. Gottschalk! We’ll enjoy a BBQ Hot Dog Lunch outside! Be sure to grab your lunch from the A.C. today! </li><li>It’s also the LAST DAY of Preschool 3 &amp; 4 today! </li><li>PK4 has Picnic at the Park Day at Massey Park for their last day. PK3 will have a program in the L.T. from 10:30-11:00.</li>
 </ol>Thursday<ol>
 <li>LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! Half Day!! Dismissal at 11:00 a.m., so there’s no lunch, no bus or After School Care today! </li><li>This morning we honored our 5th graders at mass! Congratulations to the 5th graders for finishing up elementary school! They’ll enjoy a special awards reception in the L.T. until 10:15 a.m. We wish the 5th graders well on their next chapter!</li><li>Hourly Staff Timesheets are due to Karla in the office today. </li><li>Faculty/Staff Checkouts from 12:15 – 4:00 and tomorrow from 8:30-12:00. </li><li>We wish you all a wonderful, relaxing &amp; safe summer break!!! J </li>
 </ol>Friday<ol>
 <li>NO SCHOOL – SUMMER BREAK! </li>
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On this episode of Forward Ever: Leading in Challenging Times, host Gary Shorman speaks with Boy Scouts of America Coronado Area Council district field executive Amanda McVey.

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We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book, "Mothers &amp; Daughters." 

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This collection of 101 stories, lovingly selected from our extensive library, celebrates the magic of mothers and daughters. From their undeniable bond, to the advice they share, the lessons they teach other, and the magical, mysterious similarities between them, there is something truly unique about the mother/daughter relationship. These 101 inspirational, comforting, wise and tender anecdotes celebrate the beauty of the loving relationship between mothers and daughters of all ages.

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We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book, "Mothers &amp; Daughters." Listen to 99.5 FM, KHAZ, during A KZ Country Morning with Theresa Trapp Monday, May 6 - Friday, May 10, 2024 for chances to win a copy. No age restrictions.This collection of 101 stories, lovingly selected from our extensive library, celebrates the magic of mothers and daughters. From their undeniable bond, to the advice they share, the lessons they teach other, and the magical, mysterious similarities between them, there is something truly unique about the mother/daughter relationship. These 101 inspirational, comforting, wise and tender anecdotes celebrate the beauty of the loving relationship between mothers and daughters of all ages.Congrats Linda, Melinda, Bob &amp; Don! Join fans of KZ Country on Facebook:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry">http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry</a><a href="https://eagleradio.net/contest-rules">https://eagleradio.net/contest-rules</a>

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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bedtime.

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